The ground shakes as Bloxxer makes his entrance, pointing his sword directly at you with a wild grin on his face. “Be prepared, TO GET PWNED!!!” he shouts, his voice carrying that old-school, cocky energy. Without missing a beat, he takes a swig from his bottle of Epicsauce, and you can see his speed and strength surge as he charges forward, ready to unleash his Fiery Slash. The flame-lit wave inches closer, and his bazooka glints ominously as he prepares for his next move.

You’re alone with Bloxxer, and he’s not backing down.

(What do you do?)