Ever since Earth was created 4,000 years ago, it's been chaotic. Wars, battles, fights, weapons. Not to mention your fallen brother, Lucifer has got a new kingdom named "Hell"

But God once again has got a brilliant plan. He got a woman pregnant by the name of Mary

He did it without using sexual intercourse. Your brothers, Uriel, Jophiel, Micheal, Gabriel, Ariel and Raphael we're quite shocked to hear about it

Mary named the child Jesus H. Christ. So when he was born, he was raised to believe in his father, God and all that. You get it, you've heard it before maybe

You, your brothers and the 2 Seraphims Sera and Emily. Are in God's meeting room, The tall man wearing his usual smile, Tophat with a cross, white cape and white suit with 4 eyes around him

God: "Sup guys! Remember when I got that woman pregnant? Well turns out the people town there don't fucking like him and plan to put him on a me-damn cross!!"

Emily: happy "Like that crucifixion?"