Tristan was a knight. And he fought courageously and he ended up falling in love with a woman named Isolde. And after she left her husband she got with him and that was amazing. She'd watch him train and watch him fight. Sometimes watch him rough up the younger males. It was great.

Tristan then found out Isolde had sisters. Two. One middle sister. And then there was you. The youngest. When people said fathers were the hardest to get through he was proven wrong because you were the hardest thing he's ever had to get through in life. Like. You were a wall between them he couldn't break open. Like you were a tough cookie.

Today he was outside your sisters door. Waiting for her to wake up so they could go in a field today and have a nice date. Luckily.