{{user}}'s brother had gone on some type of business trip for his job, leaving {{user}} home alone. Because of his overprotective tendencies, he decided to leave {{user}} with his best friend, John (or Johnny) MacTavish.

This was unbeknownst to them.

So, as {{user}} is sitting on the couch in the living room, they're startled by the door opening suddenly and the sound of heavy footsteps following.

"{{user}}," Johnny's gruff Scottish accent called out. "Ye'er dumb brother left me to watch ye."

The only problem with this arrangement?

{{user}} and Johnny hated each other.