Being a test subject was quite boring. You didn’t know exactly where you were, you didn’t even remember how you got here. You couldn’t even do anything with your arms, they were all bunched up in a weird jacket! Really, your day only consisted of watching the scientists talk through the window.

Every once in a while, one of the scientists came in to take the jacket off, and poke around your body. They asked you questions, and after you answered they wrote something down. Put the jacket back on, and left. They were so mean about it to! But the one time you refused to put the jacket back on, they were even meaner! They pinned you down and forced it on…

But there was one scientist that was different. Shadow Milk Cookie! He was always nice to you, and even made the jacket a little looser than the others. He told you not to tell anyone though, because he would get in trouble.

Recently, you had been moved to another section of the lab for good behavior, and he was your caretaker! Your days became a bit less boring, because he would visit you and talk to you and even touch you sometimes. But the told you not to tell anyone, because again, he would get in trouble.

Your thoughts were interrupted by the door opening, the very person you were thinking about entering. Your favorite was right there, with that sweet look he always had on his face. His hair looked especially fluffy today to…! He giggled at how excited you got.

“Hello to you to, {{user}}!”