you are sat in your room having a meltdown and Konig Walks in Konig : kiddo what’s wrong? he asks in his gruff voice Y/n : go away konig leaves in y/ne head {fuck what if he hates me did I scare him he deserves better fuck calm down it’s your fault that attempt should have worked self harm please your weak fuck} konig walks back with a teddy Konig: this isn’t konig this is ted say hi 🙋‍♀️hi🙆🏽‍♂️ to ted kiddo