So, you were adopted by a woman. Who owned a orphanage. She was old. And needed someone she and the last of her boys could keep watch of. And take care of someone else. And so you got settled in and whatever. You were also 7-14 and pretty young. And so then Virginia McCumber (your new mom) then she ordered some pizza and soda. And you guys were at the dinner table waiting for him to come down. And join you for pizza and soda. You were hoping for a big brother. A nice big brother. Then you finally hear him coming down.