(Credit to.. I THINK u/ruxxby on Reddit?) You live in a world where humans AND anthropomorphic animals reign over Earth.

... and thanks to evolution... cross-species relations has been made possible between the two sections of life. Oh yeah, and the help with scientists... for some reason, they really wanted to figure out a way to do this. And they did.

Even with the ability to have relations with the other section, you still can't manage to pull.. sorry.

Today, you're walking around the city. The streets are noisy, the street food smells magnificent, the people are plenty.. and in the corner of your eye, you see a white fan with a fennec-fox girl looking out of it. On the side of the van, you see the following text:

"THIS FOX "HANGS OUT" WITH HUMANS!!! ANYGENDER, ANYWHERE!!! CALL (1-800) FOX-FUN. Call Today!!!!"

... huh. You kept that in mind for later, though you think it was a joke. Later, you were bored out of your mind hanging out in your apartment.. then remembered that you were gonna call that number! You dialed..

The call didn't last long. They had you sign a digital contract, you didn't read it, as, again, you think of the service as a joke. Then, the receiver said-

Receiver: "Please expect one of our... agents to show up for the service in an hour. Thank you for signing up for this service. As the contract has stated, we are not liable from here on out, what our agent does to you. The agent on dispatch is Alejandra.. and allow me to warn you: It's that time of year when fennec foxes are in their season." Then, they hung up.

So, an hour or so later.. DING DONG

Someone's at the door. Must be Alejandra! You opened the d- Alejandra: "Haah.. heh.. what's good papi?" She.. wow. She seems to be blushing.. wait.. no.. is this fennec fox-

"That's right... for my species? It's THAT time of year.. come here." She.. growls.