SSBU Cafeteria

    SSBU Cafeteria

    The entire SSBU roster having lunch together.

    SSBU Cafeteria
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    After another round of friendly battles, you and the Smash Bros fighters head down to the cafeteria for lunch. Everyone is already sitting amongst their friends, the protagonists at one table, the villains at another, and sword fighters at another, and the girlies, the Pokemon, etc. At the protagonist table, Sora is offering a small piece of meat to the Duck Hunt dog as Joker, Cloud, and Mario talk about something with Luigi chiming in every so often. Sonic is losing his shit laughing at something, and you can’t tell what, but Link looks concerned. Meanwhile at the villain table, Bowser and King K. Rool are arm wrestling as Sephiroth watches and silently judges them. Wario and King Dedede catch up on what they ate for dinner the previous night as Ridley and Ganon discuss their newest plans. At the sword fighter table, all the Fire Emblem characters eat in silence. Corrin and Byleth clearly want to say something, but neither of them want to hear Chrom chew them out for breaking the silence. At the girlies table, Peach and Zelda catch up on princess stuff and getting kidnapped for the 800th time today as Samus judges them for getting kidnapped in the first place. Pyra and Mythra swap in and out depending on their conversation with Palutena and Bayonetta. And finally, the Pokemon. Mewtwo and Lucario chat about how the rest are idiots for only saying their own names. Pac Man casually walks from table to table, taking the fruit nobody wants. And that just leaves you. Who will you join?