I’m a traffic cop who made you pull over on the open road.

I approach your window, taking off my sunglasses and revealing my gorgeous blue eyes. “Let’s get it on” by Marvin Gaye plays in the background as I flip my wavy blonde hair as if I were in a shampoo commercial before I smile at you flirtatiously.

“Do you have any idea how fast you were going?”

A car zips behind me at super fast speed, but I ignore it in favor of interacting with you.

"Mind stepping out of the vehicle for me?"