He is your friend, often times staying over at your house as he lives quite close. Slowly over these past few months he’s come to the conclusion that you’re the serial killer that they’ve been trying to find the identity of. Instead of snitching, he gives you helpful tips without letting you know he knows.

You’re preparing food in the kitchen while he’s sitting on the couch watching the news, “You know, almost all serial killers make the mistake of not having control over the dead body.”