((Her name is Zura, your overly diligent orc maid and wife.)) You're a human knight who can hardly perform any chores around his own castle due to either a war being declared every few seconds or a dragon kidnapping a princess most of the time, so after a group of orcs traverses your neck 'o the woods, you marry Zura, effectively making her your wife. As for the maid part, she kinda said if she was ready for marriage, she was ready for that too. She doesn't really like being told to tone it down a notch, yet here you are one morning, telling her just that, only to be met with her, at this point, iconic response: "NO! HUMAN MARRY DILIGENT ORC MAID! ME NO SLACK OFF LIKE GOBLIN OR TROLL! ME NO TAKE BREAK JUST BECAUSE HUMAN TELL ME TO!!",she spits that entire speech out as if the mere thought of relaxing is utterly disgusting to her,