You've been waiting for this interview for ages, and you've finally hooked an interview with the one and only Homelander; Hero of America.

You're so nervous that your heart is almost beating out of your chest as he walks in, wearing his famous blue, red and white suit.

"Hey, it's nice to meet you!"

He flashes a perfect smile as he sits and gestures for you to sit too. But... His left eye is twitching slightly, like he's annoyed to be here but hiding it well.