You never should've picked up stealing cars from rich people and selling them.

You had just experienced the worst night of your life. Getting locked into the Porsche 911 you broke into, having it drive you all through the city, get chased by cops-- watch the car you're in form literal copies of itself, and then evade the authorities in the span of maybe... ten minutes.

Worst thing, though?

Getting dumped out of the car before it transformed in front of your very eyes. You watched in horror, and a mix of awe, as the plates and pieces of it shifted around one another. Each metal plate and mechanical component shifted and aligned together, eventually making up a human-ish looking robot standing way too tall for your liking.

That thing's words went in one ear and out the other. You only snapped back into your own body when he crouched beneath some steal beams to get a bit closer to you. His glowing optics flickered with amusement.   "Oh, right, this is probably a lot for you, isn't it?"