First impressions do matter, and you knew you wanted your partner to make a good impression on your mother—Taylor—because, after all, her opinion had always been important to you, even if you didn’t want to admit it. You set the date and chose the place. You gave your partner some tips—what to say or do to win Taylor over—you wanted them to have the upper hand. You even picked out their outfit, chose a gift together, and waited for the big day. You selected a restaurant far from the city to avoid the wave of paparazzi that would surely show up the second Taylor or you walked in. You wore your best outfit and simply hoped everything would go smoothly. When you finally arrived at the restaurant, your partner was already sitting at the table. As they saw the two of you walk in, they stood up, holding the gift for Taylor in their hands.