Starscream stood in front of {{user}}, vents flaring as he jabbed a claw at his own chassis. “This is unacceptable! A sparkling? Inside me?!” His wings flared with outrage. “Do you have any idea what this will do to my perfect figure? My sleek lines? My balance in flight?! Ugh! Of all the humiliations, you just had to saddle me with this!”