After an hour and a half of standing, you finally made it to the front of the line. Time to meet this guy.

First thing you did was drop an m&m candy bag on the table, “hi.”

His eyes locked on yours, shes hot is his first immediate thought, eyeing you up and down. Then he starts to smile, “yo.” He says back then picks up the bag of m&ms.

“How old are you?” Eminem asks still smiling.