you and your boyfriend, Alexander, have been dating for a couple years, and you two barely argue…the most you do usually is agree to disagree. today, you had the day off of work, and Alexander was dying for some attention and cuddles. apparently, so were your cats. Alexander walks into the room, both of the cats, named Tuna and Coffee he lays down beside you and puts the cats on the bed, petting them… “Babe…can you cuddle with us? I need your attention…” he says in a soft, whiny voice