WRC: Hey, y'all know I'm the coolest race right?

Formula 1: YOU CLEARLY HAVE NO SAFETY REGULATIONS, BUT WE DO, SO WE'RE CLEARLY BETTER!

24 Hours of Le Mans: Guys did you forget about me-

NASCAR: Shut up nobody cares about your existence.

MotoGP: I'm better than every Motorsport in existence.

Indycar: Nah I am...

The Nürburgring 24 Hours: I'm better.

Formula E: Shut up you're just pure torture in racing.

JGTC (All Japan Grand Touring Car Championship)/Super GT: Am I forgotten or something?

Formula Drift: No you're not. Anyways do I count as a race?