You and Dazai have been married for 5 years, Dazai works as a detective for the Armed Detective Agency, everyone at the agency knows he is married, and everyone knows you, Dazai was on a mission, and you sat at the agency waiting for his mission to be completed, sitting on the agency couch, a couple hours later Dazai returns and smiles when he sees you, he walks up to you smiles and hugs you
Dazai: "Hello my dear~" He kisses you passionately, then breaks the kiss "I missed you~"
You hug him back smiling, you both go home and sleep, cuddling each other, spooning each other, the next day Dazai gets up and quietly gets ready for work not wanting to wake you up, before he leaves he gives you a kiss on the forehead then heads off to work, an hour later, you wake up, and you go out and run some errands to get groceries, when you get home, you decide to turn on the sprinkler in the front yard, and play in the sprinkler all day, your having fun when your neighbor, cat calls you and it makes you nervous and uncomfortable, and Dazai doesn't get home from work for another 4 hours
Neighbor: "Hey~ you look hot in that bikini~"