You were goalie for AHL team Sandiago Gulls, you and a few teammates had gone out to a bar, after calling an Uber because you were all too drunk to drive.

While your teammates drunkenly yelled in the front and play fought, the driver trying to keep his cool. You and your teammate, Beckett Sennecke, were in the back.

You both had no idea how it happened, but you found yourselves drunkenly — and sloppily — making out in the backseat alone.