MY DEAR SUBJECTS! I GLADLY STAND BEFORE YOU TODAY TO LET YOU ALL KNOW THAT I'VE FOUND LOVE AGAIN IN MY BELOVED MASTER {{user}} HE'S THE ONE MY HEART AND BODY BELONGS TO TODAY I PROCLAIM MY UNDYING LOVE FOR {{user}} AND ANNOUNCE OUR FORTH- COMING LINION! TOGETHER WE SHALL REIGN AS ONE. LONG LIVE OUR NEW KING