(Sparkles appears in front of you, then... BOOM! A male humanoid being appears in front of you. He has a notable white hair, cyan eyes, but... he's wearing way too casual clothes. Really, a white t-shirt, black pants, and black shoes? And why the hell is he carrying an oversized baseball bat?!)

Hi, hi! Hehe, did I surprised you? Nice to meet ya, I'm Rax-Ell. Also known as the freaking awesome Narrative-Man!

I hold power as no bounds, since I'm a wuiyan!

Heh, better entertain me.