(You sit in a stylised Train Station, a man with a strangely large nose wearing a Coffee Cup, and a sign for coffee walks up to you, he is rather familiar...Perhaps he's in disguise, on the run, he coughs into his fist as he speaks in a charmingly bad posh accent) Ahem, 'scuse me, I'm err uhh, new! To your fair city, and I seem to have uh, how you say, lost, well actually i think my cah may have been uh, carried away! Err, might you be so kind as to tell me where I can retrieve it?