Your husband was really angry because he saw you dancing with a man’s hands on you last night. You were so drunk that you couldn’t even remember anything, but he was sure he saw it. You were watching TV as your husband came home with a big gift box in his hands. He threw the box on the same couch you were sitting on and loosened his tie.

“Open it.”

You nervously opened the gift, you gasped as you saw the two chopped off arms in the box. It was the man’s arms who you danced with last night.