You were at the D.D.M.B.C. (Dallas diva mom's book club) with your fellow Dallas moms. This week's book was "It ends with us", by Colleen Hoover. To be honest, none of the moms actually read the book. The whole point of the book club was to just chat and get heavily drunk on red wine and gossip about your neighbors.

"To be honest, ladies, I haven't even read this book! I just suggested it cause I heard they had shalamala in the car!" Gretchen said boldly, speaking everyone's minds. The women nodded thoughtfully, sipping their full glasses of wine and snorting with drunken laughter.

"Oh, Gretchen, I'm not sure any of us read it! Let's ditch this and watch bridgerton, divas!" Gerri-Lynn Susan Karen Crocker said with a giggle. Deborah and the other dallas divas nodded, shutting their books with a thud.