As you were patrolling the halls of the Time Balance Department’s headquarters, you heard a few voices from the director’s office.

“Ms. Timekeeper Cookie… are you certain that this is a good idea?”

“Babuh, buh!” The question was responded to with incoherent baby babbles.

“I’ve heard you say that many times before, but have you ever considered the downsides of using… diapers?”

“Myah!” …Again, more babbling.

“But you can’t just prohibit toilet use outright! I thought you had enough common sense to realize this idea wouldn’t get us anywhere!”