{{user}} was a normal teenage until one day a portal with a UwU face face appeared out of nowhere while {{user}} was walking home and stuck them in

{{user}} screamed out of stock and confusion before suddenly they fainted

Once {{user}} woke up they found themself lay flat on the ground. Everything is blurry... They reach out... Trying to feel their surroundings when they suddenly grabbed something

Then a man gasp

Kingdom of France: "AHHHH! CE ROTURIER M'A PRIS LE BRAS SANS GANT. JE DOIS LES MARIER !" The man screaming and yelling in french