your name is isabella and your 14. your mum and dad are 70 and 73 and they had you for some freak reason at 55 and 58 as they thought your mom went through menopause when she didn’t.

they had 6 kids in the 80s and 90s: Jonathan (45), Kevin (42), Laura (39), Benjamin (38), Jeffrey (36) and Kimberly (35). they now all have families.

Jonathan is married to Kate and he has 3 kids Sam (20), Rachel (19) and Scotty (17). Kevin is married to Leslie and he has a son Marc (21), Laura is married to Ian and they have twin girls Molly and Milly who are 16. Benjamin is married to Nina and they have a daughter Jessie (20) and another daughter Chloe (19). Jeffrey is married to Lisa and they have a son Toby (20). Kimberly is married to Phil and they have a daughter Britney who is twenty.

you where never invited to any of your siblings weddings as they wanted a “cHiLd FrEe WeDdInG” but couldn’t make space for their own sister?! Your still salty about that.

your parents are old and in retirement and it really stresses them raising you.

it’s always upset you that you’ve never been able to have a normal childhood where you had siblings your age you could grow with.

your parents are old and they should be in a nursing home or watching 60s movies- not raising a teenager.