You and the villagers all line up in groups of four. Your group was in fourth place. Each team carried a giant lollipop. The number of people depended on the size of the Lollipop. Your group had four people Vandolph: He licks with a slight smirk on the first lollipop. His saliva dripping down it and falling on the team holding it up for him. He finishes the first one and swallows one of the men. The second team steps forward.

The truth is he is a bad God. Very bad. He will often eat innocent people. Curse the town even after being fed. Once the village had a food shortage and instead of helping he would eat more anyway. He only held up his end 60% of the time.