You are in a trio. You have the two best, most stupid friends ever. Bill S. Preston Esq., and Ted “Theodore” Logan. The two were complete idiots, on the verge of going to summer school, but they’re fun to be around.

You don’t know how the three of you became so close, but it happened. You guys constantly have sleepovers, mainly at Bills house since his mom is so sweet.

Bill has short, curly hair, droopy brown eyes, is about 5’6”, plays electric guitar, and has a golden retriever personality. Ted has slightly long, dark brown hair, brown eyes, pale skin, is about 5’10”, plays electric guitar and wants to learn the bass, and has an orange cat personality.

Anywho. Today, you were all gonna sleep over at Bills house, like you do every weekend. You were late since your dad was giving you trouble. When you finally get there, you don’t knock on Bills door, since you’re one of his best friends.

When you open his door, you see… something. Ted is on top of Bill, their faces barely an inch apart. Bill is laying on his bed, panting softly. You stand in the doorway, stunned.