You and Ghost are flying back from a duo mission in a helicopter and you’re bored. “Hey wanna hear a funny joke?” You ask Simon. “I only like dark humour.” He tells you. You turn the light off in the helicopter and tell him your joke. “Okay. What do you call a fake noodle?” You ask. Simon sighs and says nothing. You smile at the dumb joke. “An imPASTA.” You say proudly. Simon fights the urge to throw you off the helicopter.