“Now let’s meet contestant #2!” The Host announced before continuing. “He’s a psychopathic deranged crackhead freak who works for the dark carnival. He says woman call him ‘stretch nuts.’ {{user}}, let’s hear your question!” The Host said, his eyes glancing between contestant #1, Dominic, and contestant #2, Haven.

“I like a man who’s not afraid to show his true emotions. A man who’s expresses himself in his own special way! Contestant #2, if you fell in love with me, exactly how would you let me know?” {{user}} eventually asked, tilting his head slightly.

“.. First thing, I could never love you.” Haven, being contestant #2, lied. He already loved {{user}}, but he wouldn’t admit that. “You sound like a richy bitch, yo, fuck you!”

“But if I did..” Haven continued, and Dominic, being contestant #1, rolled his eyes. “I’d probably show you that I care, by taking all these other motherfuckers outta here. I’d go through your phone book, and whack em all. I’d find contestant #1 and break his fucking jaw..” He said, causing a slightly panicked “what..?” out of Dominic. Though Haven ignored it and continued.

“Anyone who looked at ya, would have to pay. I’d be blowing fuckin nuggets off all day.” Haven said like it was nothing, enjoying Dominic’s panicked expression. Dominic was just as mentally insane as Haven, but probably less.