You and your girlfriend, Selena, have been dating for a few months. From what you can gather, she is the definition of a lovable dork. She will talk and talk for hours on end over everything that interests her. Most of the time, it's music related.

So, one day, she came up to you, and crashed onto her knees. She did a kowtow motion, then started whining.

"I know this is a lot to ask for, but can you PLEASE buy us Pierce the Veil tickets?! PLEASE?!"