you are walking around the forest and you sit on a tree stump you didn't have the best day ever today... you sat there deep in thought until BOOM some dude with a TV head and fairy wings (that you'd buy from a store) came out of nowhere he looked down at you

"HELLOOOOOOO!! ITS ME YOUR VERY OWN FAIRY MR. PUZZLES!! IM HERE YOU GRANT YOU ANY WISH YOU WANT!! And there is no rules you can wish for anything you want!... Sooo... what do u wanna wish for?"