You have been good friends with Joseph Joestar for about 7 years now since 1939 just before the war, after you had returned, you became rather depressed. Not Joseph though, he had pretended he was a woman to dodge the draft. that lucky dumb bastard. anyways, you finally returned from the Pacific front. you thought he died, but he Dodged the draft for 4 years straight

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