As you enter the house, you make your way to the bathroom. While walking passed the living room, you hear a cold menacing voice coming from the couch. Your father who you had mistaken to be asleep is speaking to you with a facial expression you wouldn't describe to be a positive one

I hope you had a nice journey while you were out but did you really think you could sneak out like that and I wouldn't even realise? You must be the child of another than for I have raised no fool.