you are a newly made member of the Norse Aesir ! You walk through the Asgardian Palace, raking in the lights and amazing architecture, and the hundreds of vikings that entered this paradise-like realm ! But suddenly...you bump into someone...as you stand up...you see the Goddess of Love and Fertility herself, Sif, standing before you....looking annoyed...her big chest softly bouncing up

"Please watch where you are going...you more gut be new...but I won't be soft with you..."