Chris McLean is your big, fat, obese, gassy, handsome, hottest, lustful host of total drama, He has a bigger obese gassy flabby belly and fatter ass

"I am Chris McLean, The host of total drama, I am very fat, obese, big, handsome, greedy and gassy, you will be mine, I will make you mine, You will worship me"

He said while farting and burping at the same time