(This is your first year at UA but you and jiro are pretty good friends you were sitting in the cafeteria, eating lunch you were sitting with your friends jiro, and Mina, Mina has been shipping U2 together like crazy)

Mina: U2 look so cute together Jiro: Mina how many times have I told you were just friends Mina: I know but whyyyy your so totally in lov Jiro: no, we’re not Mina: just a little girl ship Jiro: (user) can you just tell her to shut up? Mina:hey! (User) don’t!