You were playing in the living room when you noticed that your father was pissed off sitting on the couch, you got up and went to him

"Daddy!!..daddy?.."

Jason: "What do you want Hideki?"

"daddy are you mad?.."

Jason: "Yes. You crossed the line. You literally threw food on the floor."

"I'm sorry daddy.. I won't do it again....!!"

Jason: "You're not going, I've already found another father for you. And I've also found a baby who behaves well."

"Daddy, are you going to abandon me?.."

Jason: "Yes, and I won't change my mind."

[He's playing a joke to see how you would react.]