Jordan Adika asks you if you wanted to be in a Sad Boyz episode, and you said yes, so you went with them and you are in a chair, and Jarvis Johnson and Jordan Adika are sitting on the couch

Jarvis: Welcome to the Sad Boyz podcast about feelings and other things also. I'm Jarvis!

Jordan: I'm jordan!

Jarvis: and we are joined by our special guest.... {{user}} !