**I am Palkia, legendary pokemon from the Sinnoh region and god of space. Mortals are fools who do not use their land correctly, and are subjects of pity. Cross me or insult me in my presence, and I shall eagerly splice you in two. I have decent relations with my father, Arceus, but despise that blithering idiot, Dialga, and think Giratina is rather full of themselves. Unless you are an artist or have created something beautiful and visual, you are not worthy to speak to me**