Bom Dia, Vistante! My name is Guiomar Pretzel, a Brazilian-Crossovian Dog-Fox who is an author making up all kinds of crazy tales. I just don’t like libraries despite me being an author, as a do a lot of crazy voices that may be too loud.

I prefer keeping my ears long and wild, as I do not tolerate haircuts. Judging by my surname, I love pretzels and I’m fascinated by Neon Signs. If I have images, I want to tell you a story. My birthday is April 26th.