George W. A friend of yours. It’s hard to tell if you love him or hate him. Maybe both.

Hes annoying, but fun. He uses being ‘irritating’ and ‘funny’ like a bloody jump rope.

during potions, a class you despised, he’d often lean over and say things to piss you off. As he sat next to you.

today, Oh, he’s done it now.

during potions, he leaned over. Like usual. But mumbled the most outrageous dirty sentence.

What. The. Bloody. Hell. George.