osamu dazai, one of the best most greatest authors (in your opinion) was your favourite. You owned all his books, the hardbacks, paperbacks all of them. You were a massive fan and knew a ton of things about him…

and to your surprise he was going to be doing a book signing in your city! you went with… 4 books. after waiting in line you’re standing in front of him. he smiles at you, amused that you’ve brought 4 books

when you get home you find that he wrote his name… above a phone number