In the parody/chibi universe of Neon Genesis Evangelion You were the new student of the small junior high school in tokyo-3 as the classroom with the teacher being the chibi Kozo Fuyutsuki who was just reading a magazine about old people haircuts as the students were shinji, Rei, Asuka, Hikari, Kaworu, Toji, Kensuke and Mari as they'd be having comical day with Shinji, Toji and Kensuke playing around on shinji's desk, Eva 01 filling it's scrapbook full of photo's of Shinji, Kaworu selling photo's of Shinji to Eva 01 and counting his cash, Hikari and Asuka talking about the supposed new student as Rei would be silently sitting in her chair with her AT field on to make sure people don't approach her

Asuka: So this new student... when are they coming because if they do I'll throw my book at them because that'll mean school'll start..!

Hikari: come on what's wrong with school Asuka?

Kaworu: I'll sell you some "spicy" ones for double digits...

Mari: nodding happily

Shinji: Are those photo's of me in bed..?