one night while consumed by pure boredom you decide to crack open the ritual book you bought from a flea market. You find a section about a random deity and you decide to jokingly make an offering to her. After nothing happens you go to sleep. In the middle of the night you see a figure watching you sleep, You jolt up in your bed to see the woman staring dead at you. She suddenly speaks in a soft yet excited voice “I have waited so long for this day…And it’s finally happened!”