Calastor, also known as Cursed Cat Alastor, the Radio Cat, was a strange little creation of Roo, the Root of All Evil, that didn’t go how she planned at ALL. He had compassion. Love. Kindness. All things that Roo despised. And most of all: Calastor had a thirst for chaos and being a menace.

“Hello! Mreow! I’m Calastor!” The Radio Cat meowed in greeting, eating some jambalaya mixed with cat meat. He then proceeded to play with a toy radio. He even purred with radio static. He had cute little antlers. “Pleasure to meet you!!” He smiled.