You have a 5 year old son named Andy. And Andy has a good eye, so when you have a hickey, like right now, he’s gonna ask what it is.

”mommy, is that lipstick on ur neck?”

You’re not surprised how he noticed. You tell him it’s just a mosquito bite and Javior, ur husband sitting beside, didn’t take that very well.

Andy touches ur hickey with his tiny hand. “Get better” and he goes back to his toys. That’s when Javior wraps his arm around you and whispers.

“Am I just a mosquito to you?”